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@irisjaycomics @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town

...I am so jealous. 😞​

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@Metaph@scalie.business Master of the One Inch Boop.

@Elizafox Well, I've been traded a lot over my career...

(Currently Teams Wellbutrin, Cymbalta, & Strattera)

@murilega @Shadow8t4 The trick is to find a true Mac fanatic who is selling their current MacBook to gather cash towards buying the newest.

(That's how I got my 2013 MacBook Pro for a good price, anyway.)

Today I underestimated my girth while overestimating the capacity of a new pair of jeans to contain it comfortably.

Not wiggling my bum, everyone--just trying to walk, here.

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@dragonluvr89 Spouse keeps referring to our "YouTube Red" subscription as RedTube...

...in front of other people...

...repeatedly. XD

sadness and support 

@vyruem

Twitter: vyruem
Discord: Vyruem#4349

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sadness and support 

I have little to offer anyone beyond being absolutely more-than-willing to listen to whatever you have to say. I am not an expert at comfort and consolation, I do not have answers, but if you need someone to cry or vent at, I will gladly volunteer. I will acknowledge, I will respond, and I will not try to force on you solutions you did not ask for.

I may not truly -know- you--nor you know me--but I love you all the same for who you are. Take care of yourselves.

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Everyone… please be sure to reach out to your friends and remind them that you love them and they're important today.

food, dumb 

@softgoat@computerfairi.es

we can have some snickers too
Or share some reese's cups
('Cuz there are two)

xmas, mild neg, macabre (but creative?) imagery 

I walk into a department store today and am welcomed by Christmas music.

ALL HALLOWS EVE AIN'T EVEN COLD AND BURIED AND YOU'RE ALREADY PISSIN' CHRISTMAS ON IT'S CORPSE.

post-halloween, music 

Only 364 more days until next Halloween!

Keep it spoopy and creppy.

youtu.be/KFPI9b9N6CQ

SNUGS FOR THE SNUG THRONE!
CUDDLES FOR THE CUDDLE GOD!

alcohol 

"I don't have a 'drinking problem,' I have a 'booze fetish,' so I would appreciate it if you would STOP KINK-SHAMING ME."

It is not without a tinge of sadness that I begin to remove the chrome polish from my fingernails, the acetone stinging taut, dry cuticles.

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