Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
Vyruem
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Tired: porn set around a plumber coming to fix the pipes
Wired: porn set around sysadmin coming to check the server box
(CAN'T TOOT UP!)
@Metaph@scalie.business So...is that a thumbs-up or thumbs-down for my habanero facial-scrub product concept?
lewd
I've got "gremlin dick" in my phone's predictive text for some _unfathomable_ reason...
seattle
There seems to be a large concentration of cool people on here from there. Why is this?
awoo
Ah-wehhh...
[clears throat]
..ah-wuuhfff...
[sighs]
...hi?
@irisjaycomics @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town
...I am so jealous. 😞
Vyruem
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@Metaph@scalie.business Master of the One Inch Boop.
Aangus - The Last Beefbender
@Elizafox Well, I've been traded a lot over my career...
(Currently Teams Wellbutrin, Cymbalta, & Strattera)
@lucianlutrae@witches.town @AdalwinAmillion
*boop*
@chr@cybre.space
FULL BEEF ALCHEMIST
@murilega @Shadow8t4 The trick is to find a true Mac fanatic who is selling their current MacBook to gather cash towards buying the newest.
(That's how I got my 2013 MacBook Pro for a good price, anyway.)
Today I underestimated my girth while overestimating the capacity of a new pair of jeans to contain it comfortably.
Not wiggling my bum, everyone--just trying to walk, here.
Vyruem
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I STILL LOVE THIS BOOP SOUND! PLEASE KEEP GOING.
@dragonluvr89 Spouse keeps referring to our "YouTube Red" subscription as RedTube...
...in front of other people...
...repeatedly. XD
sadness and support
Twitter: vyruem
Discord: Vyruem#4349
sadness and support
I have little to offer anyone beyond being absolutely more-than-willing to listen to whatever you have to say. I am not an expert at comfort and consolation, I do not have answers, but if you need someone to cry or vent at, I will gladly volunteer. I will acknowledge, I will respond, and I will not try to force on you solutions you did not ask for.
I may not truly -know- you--nor you know me--but I love you all the same for who you are. Take care of yourselves.
Vyruem
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Everyone… please be sure to reach out to your friends and remind them that you love them and they're important today.
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
