Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

@plausocks Sounds a bit more like a number t--

...ah, nevermind.

@fluxom_alt

It was better the first time.

@fluxom_alt

But y tho?

@Elizafox @plausocks

Apparently, according to "expert nail guides" one should be able to paint each nail in three simple strokes.

My tests have shown that this is a lie.

NIN's cover of Joy Division's 'Dead Souls' is better than the original.

https://youtu.be/sDHqywS6un0

@Nerts @Ficus
Depends on one's concept of kink. It took me a bit, but my perception has shifted to accept that certain proclivities needn't be salacious to be kinky, they can just be "atypical" interests and themes from which a person derives notable enjoyment.

@Ficus u mean it's nawt a dubbo-yew? ૮( O_o)ა

@plausocks Look, I've got unrealistic standards based on certain interpretations of my fursona so either we're both good or we're both terrible--your choice.

@mawr @Elizafox @plausocks

Okay, I must be really tired, because at first I thought you were touting the merits of using garbage bags *as clothes* in an emergency.

Re: Last Boost

Vy is beanless--this explains so much.

@Elizafox

It just makes me look that much more goth, tbh.

@fluxom_alt

Your feelings are valid.

@SixArmedSweater

Fiiiiine...

So, do I actually do what I'm paid to do today and finish writing-up a digital forensics report or do I spend the day writing a furry parody of Cohen's 'Hallelujah?'

@AzureHusky Ah, the great Leonard Coyotehen.

I'm almost inspired to write a furry parody of the whole song...all known verses.

@HereticSoul Ended-up having three over three hours but otherwise success!

@plausocks You're only trash when it's suddenly an empty bottle and you've vomited most of it back up and onto your friend's spare pillow.

Tonight I am going to do a whiskey.
Maybe two!
But without the objective of getting intoxicated.
I can do this--I am prepared for successful moderation.

@Ficus

Then the rumours are true! And it is as the prophecies fortold...