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At first I was worried that my hobby of entomology with a specialty in apidae would be hindered by my limited living space, but I figured out a solution in where to best store their hives. So now whenever someone comes over I get to say 

Bees are stored in the walls.

@Elizafox

Don't worry, I'm sure tits all for the breast.

@vantablack Drink anything else today? Y'know, like...water?

@distressedegg

...so apparently my fetish is being drunk, distressed and obnoxious.

"Being so consumed with thoughts of all the things I both want and need to do that I become overwhelmed and instead just repeatedly do trivial shit like refresh social media" is my fetish.

Good morning-or whatever time of day it is for you.

Free hugs on offer, no questions asked.

Apply here.

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re: it was stupid of us to program this android with a musk fetish, now all we have is a 

@distressedegg

Major Motoko Muskanagi
Chief Daisuke Aromaki

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TF-related, Cherubees, specifically the Beetles, depiction of a nipple 

If I took a moment to gush about these lovely bumbles canon would anyone be interested to listen

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Tired: Horny and drunk
Wired: Hörnt and turnt

@fluxom_alt

"I soon discovered after my checking-in to Lo's quaint lodging establishment that there had been a rather awkward misunderstanding between the proprietor and myself as to what exactly 'BnB' meant..."

"...breakfast proved to be delightful, however."

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