Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
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commission for the smoothest greminal @vyruem
wow ive never used the @ here before-nice #furry #furryart #parody #commission
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free birthday suits
I got a box of em
just put your clothes in the box and take one
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Boost to trebuchet astroturf
free hugs
Hello all. It's been awhile since i've been so uncharacteristically cloying and forward, but if you'd like, and if you need hugs for any reason, please apply here and I will address your requests as soon as I awake in the morning.
(...or sooner, as I tend to wake several times during the night.)
Remember: You are good, valid, and worthy of affection.
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New users: I've written a guide to Mastodon, which you can find here: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
It was originally brief, but it keeps growing. o_o
alcohol, dieting
Back on the lean protein & alcohol diet, but I'm not getting the results I'd like to see.
Looks like I'll need to try cutting down on the protein.
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Transformation, reality rewriting, 18+
Gonna repost my stories on here over time.
First up, have Making Waves. I wrote it for Gittsy’s birthday. It establishes the background and rules of my main setting. Plus I’m just really proud of what I wrote for her.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rwOuk_GjmhwkGYX8S10l6s0i_8-TUmvaPjXBe-ahFvc/mobilebasic
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I've seen things you posters wouldn't believe. Twitter accounts getting suspended in the menchies of bluechecks. I watched corn-cobs meltdown in the replies near the RussiaGate. All those tweets will be lost in the timeline, like tears in rain. Time to toot.
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Boost this if you have no idea what you're doing.
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Please allow me to re-introduce myself
...I'm a grem of top-shelf tastes.
🖤 Goth Gremlin
🖤 He/Him/They/Them (/Grem)
🖤 Married monogremously to "The Vyfe," a non-furry fandom spouse oft-represented in art as "NeAnne"
🖤 Flirty, teasing banter with me is fine; but no ERP, please.
🖤 Mega LGBT+ Friendly SJW FTW
(Below art part of a comm from https://www.furaffinity.net/user/neltruin)
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Psstttttttt
@tahajin Is here, and cool, and deserves smooches. (with consent!)
Such a good goopcreature~
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#TransCrowdFund on Mastodon, #furries of Mastodon--Hello! I'm..well, my name isn't important. But I need some help. I have an injury that is preventing me from walking right now. I could really use some help. If can spare $5, $10, etc it'll be help. if you're interested in #writingcommissions or #coloringcommissions, I'm your person! I just don't draw. #pleaseshare? i just need to eat!
I am an onion of embarrassment.
A 7-layer-salad of shame.
The gazpacho of guilt.
DefCon 26 complete. Vyfe and I are flying back home from Vegas tomorrow morning. Next year perhaps I'll actually attempt to socialize with the furries at DefCon rather than just show up for the open bar.
Disconcerting Dreams of Dental Decay
Dreamt of examining my teeth in the mirror. The gap between my two top front teeth was significantly larger than I thought it should be, and I assumed it was related to receding gums. The two bottom center teeth however...
One was now but a small blackened nub, the other a shriveled, brown fragment of a tooth that wiggled freely when touched.
"How did I let it get this bad?!" I wondered.
rude?
Good morning!
Grab life by the throat...
...firmly but gently...
...and put a collar on it.
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JIF peanut butter, pronounced with a hard g
alcohol, cbd, mental health
Curious if my recent increased intake of alcohol has contributed to my generally awful mood, or if the awful mood precipitated the heavy boozing.
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
