Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

The key to running a top-performing business is to always consider the bottom-line.

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Today give yourself the gift of following @ossifrage for aggro-enby perspectives on identity, HRT, and the frustrations of dating.

Also, they are my friend and I like them so please be nice.

I hope all of you who have some activity related to the season are having a tolerable if not enjoyable time.

And for those of you that aren't for whatever reason, you are always welcome in my virtual abode, where I will try, with all the grace and class of a socially-awkward, drunken gremlin, will listen to whatever you feel like saying and attempt to make you feel at home.

I woke at 3am, couldn't get back to sleep, and somehow thought of this and shared it with all of you.

This is what my life has come to.

Harry Potter but it's about a young adult who discovers they are a horny werewolf:

Hairy Knotter—

and the Sore-from-his-bone
and the Chamber of Secretions
and the Prisoner of Ass-bangin'
and the Gobblin' of Spire
and the Hornier of the Three Vix
and the Half-Breed Prince
and the Breathy Awoos

And so the Beast to Moloch came
To strike a deal, to play a game
It sought to satiate it's vice
Without need of sacrifice
But looking into Moloch's flames
It knew the god could not be tamed
And that every grand device
Would not come without a price

I want to make a knockoff brand, have the stuff manufactured cheaply overseas (but providing a fair wage), and call the label Dick Blowens.

Rick Owens' designs frustrate me to no end. They are sleek, elegant, and simple, but sell for completely absurd prices.

https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/rick-owens/items.aspx?view=180&scale=284&category=136331&colour=3|1

By @osatosama on birdsite

https://goo.gl/MYw44o

Morning all; I am happy to know you. You may redeem one (1) hug or one (1) headpat from the grem.

[Offer unlimited—may be redeemed multiple times.]

Many, many years ago, a young woman I was trying to date told me the following at different intervals during my failed/non-courtship:

"You're boy-pretty."

"You're the kind of guy that gay guys would like."

I never really knew how to take that at the time. Not sure I know now, either. XD

I should probably like...actually go to bed now so i can get a full—*checks clock*—4 hours of sleep.

But hey, take some of these before I go:
(Telegram sticker by LovelessKia)