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generic kink mention 

My goal is to be so knowledgeable about a wide variety of kinks--sharing them with others that I know are into certain things--that nobody can tell what my actual perversions are.

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Drop-into an art stream full of strangers and just start droppin' puns every chance I get.

I suppose this is better than my overwrought gothy approach, at least.

Why am I shopping for riot masks? I don't need one. I have no use for—

—OOOoooo, one has a voice amplifier!

I must be
The world's
Raunchiest prude
🤔​

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Nsfw joke, food 

When you're vegan and into pet play

@ossifrage

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"PONG" JUST QUEUED-UP ON MY RANDOM SPOTIFY STREAM.

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re: cybergoth, unexpected search suggestion 

If you don't know who GG Allin was, don't look him up unless you assume the largest and most comprehensive of CWs should be emblazoned on every search result.

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cybergoth, unexpected search suggestion 

Ah, yes, noted cybergoth music icon...

...GG Allin?!

synthpop lyrics and youtube link 

*On the best of days I'm a loaded gun
On the worst of days I'm a burned out candle
And the wind keeps blowing down my house
Changing direction north to south*

youtu.be/n0VD5Z9T2Gc

sfw furry art, alc, cig 

Feeling cute today, might delete later.

(Art by teknicolortiger.com)

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subtle 

The key to running a top-performing business is to always consider the bottom-line.

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We now return to my live toots of the hotel bar during Christmas.

The man who I think is the manager on duty is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that has red box glued to the front. The box has a hole in it, and the words "CORN HOLE" written under it.

I'm genuinely not sure what to make of this.

animated gif, parody, alcohol, bongocat 

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follow this enby (v2) 

Today give yourself the gift of following @ossifrage for aggro-enby perspectives on identity, HRT, and the frustrations of dating.

Also, they are my friend and I like them so please be nice.

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concept: grey goo werewolf hivemind allows for on-demand cerberus

Holiday Sentiments 

I hope all of you who have some activity related to the season are having a tolerable if not enjoyable time.

And for those of you that aren't for whatever reason, you are always welcome in my virtual abode, where I will try, with all the grace and class of a socially-awkward, drunken gremlin, will listen to whatever you feel like saying and attempt to make you feel at home.

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