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the two genders 

a) those who keep up appearances and clothe themselves in layers in spite of - to spite - the heat, a testament to humanity's defiance against nature

b) those who, at the first sign of warmth, declare that this is how it is now, and thus only ever don T-shirts until more comfortable temperatures return

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propaganda meme meets kneeling prayer meme (i actually dont know what this meme is called) 

this is an obligatory addition @vyruem

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you are not immune to propaganda meme, furry, gremlin (kind of like, nsfw but not actually nsfw? big booty) 

hehehehehehehehehe @vyruem

the price of vanity 

Ah, yes—the piper has come to collect. My over-frequent use of gel-polish has weakened my fingernails to the point where they keep breaking-off or splitting at the ends.

Can I just get these replaced with matte-black carbon-fiber claws?

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sfw, LA GREMME NIKITA!, guns, gremlin 

*plays spy music in the background*

for @vyruem

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doodle of a partially demon-corrupted transbian being disastrously gay and striking a pose 

This is what I did to warm up today

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art wip, loudly transbian demon girl 

idk what this pose is

common illness, true love 

But seriously, Vyfe's first musical instrument love was the cello, and she was excited for this show. What's a little agony in exchange for that, eh?

Anyway, I've been hugging my stomach all evening through the performance so I'm gonna go collapse now.

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common illness, true love 

Managed to cap-off my respiratory ailment by contracting a gastrointestinal bug, a condition I managed to conceal from the Vyfe until after she saw me double-over and wince in the passenger seat during our road trip to see Zoë Keating perform.

"We probably should have just canceled the trip," she said.

"I knew you would say that," I managed between coughs, "so I hid it until I knew it be too late to turn back!" I triumphantly groaned while clutching my stomach.

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blood, blood-letting/feeding, furry, dark, demonic feeding, barbie nudity 

mm delicious AND nutritious! enough vitamins to start your day

for @vyruem

#furryart

bad joke, mild innuendo 

So I have a new phone and it just asked me this question.

Anyway, I did so, so what I'm wondering is:

Did any of y'all feel turned-on? Would like to know if it worked and just what kind of trash you are.

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sfw angry feral cat but there are cat balls in one drawing (for comedy) 

a visual representation of me when im working on commissions

character in two is @vyruem

Per NOAA, approximately 200-400 tracked objects of manmade space debris re-enter the atmosphere every year.

It gives me hope to think that even old trash might just get one last shot at beauty in the form of a glorious fireball.

furry art, graphic but non-gory, disintegration, hole-in-chest 

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sfw cat and succubat drawing 

me when someone commissions me, a tiny angry gay cat (featuring @vyruem )

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+ , sfw furry art depicting hugs 

Need a pick-me-up? Help yourself to your favorite flavor of Vy-hug: Available in Fashionable Disaster and Cheerful Symbiont. Both are free for an unlimited time.

(Stickers by furaffinity.net/user/lovelessk )

re: unoriginal humor, demonic iconography 

Wait, wait...I've got another:

A sheep head instead of a goat.

Baaaa-homet.

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