Show newer
Vyruem boosted

Today I underestimated my girth while overestimating the capacity of a new pair of jeans to contain it comfortably.

Not wiggling my bum, everyone--just trying to walk, here.

Vyruem boosted

sadness and support 

@vyruem

Twitter: vyruem
Discord: Vyruem#4349

Show thread

sadness and support 

I have little to offer anyone beyond being absolutely more-than-willing to listen to whatever you have to say. I am not an expert at comfort and consolation, I do not have answers, but if you need someone to cry or vent at, I will gladly volunteer. I will acknowledge, I will respond, and I will not try to force on you solutions you did not ask for.

I may not truly -know- you--nor you know me--but I love you all the same for who you are. Take care of yourselves.

Vyruem boosted

Everyone… please be sure to reach out to your friends and remind them that you love them and they're important today.

xmas, mild neg, macabre (but creative?) imagery 

I walk into a department store today and am welcomed by Christmas music.

ALL HALLOWS EVE AIN'T EVEN COLD AND BURIED AND YOU'RE ALREADY PISSIN' CHRISTMAS ON IT'S CORPSE.

post-halloween, music 

Only 364 more days until next Halloween!

Keep it spoopy and creppy.

youtu.be/KFPI9b9N6CQ

SNUGS FOR THE SNUG THRONE!
CUDDLES FOR THE CUDDLE GOD!

alcohol 

"I don't have a 'drinking problem,' I have a 'booze fetish,' so I would appreciate it if you would STOP KINK-SHAMING ME."

It is not without a tinge of sadness that I begin to remove the chrome polish from my fingernails, the acetone stinging taut, dry cuticles.

Is this the new proatocol? Oatstanding.

Jogged around [huff] the block [pant] with the dog [kaff kaff]. The dog [wheeze] seemed to enjoy it...

Vyruem boosted

Windows takes up a 500GB partition on my laptop, because you can't make a windows partition smaller than half the drive.

I have only used it twice, once to download linux and once to find some info the needed when I sent it in for repairs.

Should I delete Windows?

lewd 

ANXIOUS IN THE STREETS
AWKWARD IN THE SHEETS

Good morning--hope everyone is well. If not, feel free to tell me why, if you feel so inclined.

Alternatively via anathematik.sarahah.com/

Vyruem boosted

The scariest thing ever 

...and all you have to do to solve this endlessly complex and potentially multi-year problem which will lead to untold emotional turmoil is to make this simple phone call

sarahah and my hideous ego 

"I think you're cute and nice <3"

Did...did I send myself this? No?

Um, wow--I'm quite flattered. Thank you.

Show thread

sarahah and my hideous ego 

This seems presumptuous and grotesquely self-indulgent for someone such as myself, but, eh, whatever.

anathematik.sarahah.com/

(I hope I don't regret this.)

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!