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Annika, the Local Shark(s)

financial problems, req for help 

quickly approaching 2 months no income (aside from donations which have helped me stay afloat so far)

I'm quickly approaching the point where I'll need to fundraise for being able to continue driving (necessary for finding jobs among other things) for another month if I cannot find a job by sometime next month.

So... i actually don't know what else to say, but please help if you can.

paypal.me/azushark

I'm also considering a paypal pool instead of this...

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(carpentry master) curse of ra

sweater meme sfw ? 

sweater meme vy @vyruem

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Cybertruck Isekai

At first I was worried that my hobby of entomology with a specialty in apidae would be hindered by my limited living space, but I figured out a solution in where to best store their hives. So now whenever someone comes over I get to say 

Bees are stored in the walls.

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"Being so consumed with thoughts of all the things I both want and need to do that I become overwhelmed and instead just repeatedly do trivial shit like refresh social media" is my fetish.

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Good morning-or whatever time of day it is for you.

Free hugs on offer, no questions asked.

Apply here.

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(carpentry master) curse of ra

more evangelion anime desu @vyruem

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(carpentry master) curse of ra

@vyruem

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MEOWTECHRE

Y'ALL

HOLY SHIT

RENAMON IS THE COLORS OF THE NON-BINARY FLAG

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Cybertruck Isekai

TF-related, Cherubees, specifically the Beetles, depiction of a nipple 

If I took a moment to gush about these lovely bumbles canon would anyone be interested to listen

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(carpentry master) curse of ra

masterthread of only vy faces week 1 @vyruem
we have the pickings of regular gremlin...

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Tired: Horny and drunk
Wired: Hörnt and turnt

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Kos, that kobold you know

Last bit of the flood I swear by @vyruem is a good boy and everyone should love this adorable gremlin

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InordinateFondness

Let the Warp claim you.

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:collar: Good Girl Energy

Its gonna take a lot to take me away from you
Its nothing that a discourse war or more could ever do
I bless the toots down at yiff dot life
Gonna take a lot to be not horny on main ooo

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josef

quite a while ago i peeled a sticker off my computer and i noticed there was some like, sticker/tape residue on one side. i ordered some of that "goo gone" stuff to remove it. then like a week later it arrived. then i put it on a shelf. then weeks later i put a note to myself nearby to remind me. later i put a reminder on my phone. i think it's been at least 2 months now. anyway i just opened the bottle & put some of it on a cloth & wiped off the residue. whole process took less than 10 seconds

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TMITuesday, Confessional Edition 

Tried this on birdsite before, thought I might try here as well.

A different kind of :

Tell me something secret, anonymously (or through DM if you'd rather it not be public at all.) Fears, joys, pains--anything you're normally reticent to say, but really wish you could tell someone.

Alternatively, ask me intriguing or embarrassing questions if you'd prefer.

curiouscat.me/vyruem

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childhood ind00strial heros 

Met and shook hands with Jared from Chemlab last night, so, that was pretty cool. Been listening/reading to that crazy man's brain-blistering psycho-cyber-babble-on ever since I was but a snot-nosed little gremling. Wish I could have made the show the previous night, but this will suffice.

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Hx Or-Fi-S

commission for @vyruem

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Micro-fiction, sewage/waste mention 

The adventurers could only look on in horror as the Excremancer threw open the valve on the massive iron pipe and emptied the towns' raw sewage into the library; countless rare volumes of occult knowledge and spellcraft were soon submerged in foul muck.

"Why?!" cried the party's sorcerer, wounded by the loss of so much arcane wisdom.

"Fool!" gloated the Excremancer, "Before, I was but a simple sewage worker, but now, I have finally mass-turd the dark arts!"

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Pines :veryiffied:

New OC concept 

@vyruem Now, this is the pun content that the world needs. Perfectly in line with the small room off our basement where we keep the grocery managers we’ve abducted. Well, that was before my roommate, Sullivan, started using it for hoarding his trash. I’ll never forgive Sully for sullying our salaried celery seller cellar.

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