nsfw furry social anxiety
gaahhh I wish I knew how to approach people with “you’re hot and we’re acquainted and we have a good set of Fetish Overlap and you have connections to a good specialty artist, would you want to commission something together if you did 90% of the coordination and I paid?” because, well, I guess the reasons are kinda obvious
"This ring is cursed," the witch said, holding it in the palm of her hand. "Whoever wears it will die."
"Oh. Wow. How soon?"
"A minute before they were fated to."
"And?"
"And until then, they will have perfect health." She smiled shyly at her girlfriend. "Will you accept it?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Ah. My roommate's bike leaving: "putputputpurrrrrrr-hmmputpurrrrrrrrrrr"
Mine: "BapBlapBAPBRARARARARAAHH-uhblBARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAH"
She could literally leave her's idling all day and nobody would notice much less care.
I feel compelled to apologize to people passing by if I'm leaving mine idling for any reason >_>
I made a terrible, mistake. A fun and joyful mistake but very terrible. :D
re: media politics, anger, Epstein, child SA mention
@kistaro Let's be real: by American standards, a "sex crime" can be urinating in public
"Don't go near the castle, it is cursed," the people in the village said.
"In what way?"
"It traps you."
"How?"
"Most of us were passing through, like you; now we can't leave."
"Why?"
They conferred, then an elder spoke. "It has an amazing, huge library."
"I must see it!"
"Noo!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Wee.... now I'm talking with Hashicorp sales rep because gods damnit their docs don't list the paid features for Terraform cloud and my boss has tasked me with creating a write up to given to our new VP of Operations in order to convince people to pay for Terraform Cloud or Enterprise instead of continuing to have a 100 different islands of Terraform Community and a dozen different instances of free Terraform Cloud...
The care and attention HandToolRescue takes in restoring old tools fills me with hope. ♥️
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!