Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space
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Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
Facial Recognition Cameo
Damn... Shadowrun was on point!
https://cvdazzle.com/
Get To Know Me?
This is neat but then I start thinking about a lot of the questions and find I really don't like or have answers to some of them.... I'm not sure that is a good thing.
Wobbly One Of Myriads
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Those thoughts about wanting to be an elegant draconic courtesan are surfacing again. Draped in silks and fine chains, on display.
Mmnnfh.
Wobbly One Of Myriads
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NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.
also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.
So tired.... don't wanna go to early morning all hands, would rather day dream about space dragons.
So apparently it's appreciate a dragon day....
Well get to it, I'm a dragon! I need appreciating!
I can't believe I just said that..
If you hire people to re-tile a roof at 8am on a Sunday morning, you are in fact an inconsiderate asshole
DO NOT DENY STELLAR DRAGONS SNACKS! IT IS ONLY A LITTLE PLASMA AND YOUR STAR COULD DO WITH SOME SLIMMING DOWN!
Lol...
Coworker in MI office. "Man I'd totally fly out to HQ, there is a convention I'd love to go to this weekend."
In my head: "Isn't FC this weekend?"
Fuck this hosting provider.7 hours no response on a high priority ticket. all thier NOC. He tells me he is locked out of all their ticketing stuff and to call help desk. Help desk refers to automated message to make a portal ticket. Had to use the emergency option.
Which gets me a real person who transfers me back to the NOC person with no access I originally spoke to.... so he could write everything down on paper to go move two critical servers and my maintenance window ended 10 minutes ago
Just remember... HAPPY DRAGON WIGGLES ARE IMPORTANT!
So much oww and pins and needles, body why do you hate me today?
Stupid winter storm dragons get to have all the fun meanwhile all I get is a lil storm front that can't even make it over the Santa Cruz mountains.
Not fair at all.... and I'm tiiiiired.
Dun wanna to go to meeting early in the morning... https://awoo.space/media/AGUgEyL1doTzC7kLzag
WTF Recruiters
Yesterday "Hi do you have time to talk about a Systems Engineer position at blahblahblah the leading startup in blahblah."
Me: Sure
Today 1 hour before phone call "Here is all the stuff for the position, it's an Enterprise Sales Engineer position, here are all the requirements including 5 years previous experience in Sales Engineering ideally for cloud products."
What I want to say.. "Hey... Sales is not Systems and did you even fucking read my resume after contacting me?!"
WTF 2018
Major Intel x86 bug.... trump nuclear crisis and Oregon losing it's mind over pumping gas..
Hello 2018, the first day of you has almost slipped away.
Maybe this is tad late so I'll keep it short, sadly not simple:
Goals for 2018:
Stop living like I don't know where I will be in a decade.
I guess this starts by figuring out goals before I can plan how to meet them..
That's hard... I guess I'll have to figure something out.
Hey.. Awooo... it's a full moon... and new years eve..
Blah... I just dropped off one of my partners for a 10 hour overnight shift at work... and the whole time home all I can think of is... it's fucking 2017.. the company they work for has and uses literally all of the tools that make this a super easy "work from home" or just oncall coverage time... but "We want someone in the building overnight". Dayshift is working from home though... just want to be like "Really guys? Fuck.... we are handling the holidays with a simple oncall rotation.."
@mawr How do you resist flopping over for sleepy cuddles when working from home?
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
