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Ugh.. on pto today but we had a big important meeting that I and I my boss forgot about when I requested it. So I got up early to attend from remote.... Director of our Division (reason it was all important) called in sick, no meeting.

Now I'm sleepy on my day off. :(

Biggest problem wit Monster Hunter World 

I just want to be friends with, root for (or be) the monsters. And maybe like pet them... and give the treats and stuff.

Lume (pronounced 'loom'), my new Dungeon World character for our Thursday games. Pastel, prankster, Weather Witch. 💫

(yes hello, I have a tiefling problem)

#creativetoots #mastoart #characterdesign #tabletoprpgs #dungeonworld #tieflings

annnnnd someone killed sshd on the server that provides all support tunnels to our products.. oh and it's an old piece of shit with no ipmi and no info on the pdu... and in Santa Clara datacenter where we have no remote hands... guess where I'm going (And I only been home from there for an hour!)

NSFW| Why wasn't this a story I was told growing up? 

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I mean who doesn't want to be an awesome dragon matriarch... okay maybe that is just me.

Terrible Human... 

So uh... full-time dragon on main...not sure how that happened but it did.

Sorry...Not sorry!

RT @coffeeshopjihad@twitter.com
No idea who this little girl is, but she wins today. #WomensMarchDC

Blah, dealing with stolen meds took up all of my day. :(

SOME FUCKER BROKE INTO OUR ENTIRE COMPLEX'S MAILBOXES AND STOLE MY PROVIGIL.

Xx I'm out

Facial Recognition Cameo 

Damn... Shadowrun was on point!
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Get To Know Me? 

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This is neat but then I start thinking about a lot of the questions and find I really don't like or have answers to some of them.... I'm not sure that is a good thing.

Those thoughts about wanting to be an elegant draconic courtesan are surfacing again. Draped in silks and fine chains, on display.

Mmnnfh.

NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.

also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.

So tired.... don't wanna go to early morning all hands, would rather day dream about space dragons.

So apparently it's appreciate a dragon day....

Well get to it, I'm a dragon! I need appreciating!

I can't believe I just said that..

If you hire people to re-tile a roof at 8am on a Sunday morning, you are in fact an inconsiderate asshole

DO NOT DENY STELLAR DRAGONS SNACKS! IT IS ONLY A LITTLE PLASMA AND YOUR STAR COULD DO WITH SOME SLIMMING DOWN!

Lol...

Coworker in MI office. "Man I'd totally fly out to HQ, there is a convention I'd love to go to this weekend."

In my head: "Isn't FC this weekend?"

Fuck this hosting provider.7 hours no response on a high priority ticket. all thier NOC. He tells me he is locked out of all their ticketing stuff and to call help desk. Help desk refers to automated message to make a portal ticket. Had to use the emergency option.
Which gets me a real person who transfers me back to the NOC person with no access I originally spoke to.... so he could write everything down on paper to go move two critical servers and my maintenance window ended 10 minutes ago

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