wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space
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i'm a weird lil dogo and this is where i sadpost
Joined Aug 2021
re: food, mild anxiety
@else that hypothetical kid won't get poisoned if you get there first and make jam out of all the berries 😋
@else (but it still shouldn't exist)
@else to be fair the job of actually writing out the spam email is probably just done an intern who studied something like marketing in college
autism?, alc, cishet men on podcasts, i am friggin amazed by this innocuous thing
just casually listening to the latest episode of william osmans chaotic podcast, and i am just in awe from this one fragment of an exchange that just perfectly encapsulates everything
william: we made new friends; we learned... nothing; and we got drunk
alan: yeah, so every-- all the good things put together: not learning, getting drunk, meeting new people
like i had to pause the podcast and stop whatever i was doing just to sit there gaping and processing this for several seconds, and now i'm typing out this post in like,,,, a rush of amazement and validation, from a real allistic person finally confirming something i've been suspecting for the past half a year or so
allistic people really do just want to: not learn, get drunk, and meet new people
it's so stupidly simple and i finally understand 😳
the ship of theseus is still the same ship after every part and crew member has been replaced if and only if it's still legally owned by theseus shipping and cargo industries ltd
@anarchiv god damn it don't give me any more reasons to try to learn cuneiform again
@anarchiv exactly!!!
@anarchiv it's well known that denmark's biggest regret to this day is having a land connection to germany instead of the rest of scandinavia
terrible idea for a terrible youtube video that i am now kinda wishing was real, re: shitpost (literally and figuratively), food
@else science youtuber puting a known amount of paper in a smoothie and measuring how much of it is recoverable post excretion
noise sensitivity, joke probably, an activity which might result in injury and should not be tried
maybe the solution i need is wearing foam earplugs, with in-ear noise cancelling earphones on top, then over-ear noise cancelling headphones on top of that, and gigantic over-ear earmuffs(?) around my entire head with the added bonus of also completely blocking my entire field of view
apocalypse
also it would come in handy next time there's a combined lockdown + protests + war + no internet + whatever else this god damn country/region/continent/planet comes up with next
several 1080i video streams!!!! and they're just!!!!! floating in the air!!!!!!!!!! for free and funded by taxes alone!!!!!!!!!!! amazing; incredible; unbelievable; truly the future
tomorrow i'll go buy a tv antenna because antennas were a mild interest of mine at some point, and because the idea of hd broadcast tv is incredibly cool to me despite never watching broadcast anything
re: body image, ~, ??
this is in fact why deciding(?) which pants/shirt/socks/shoes to wear sent me into a meltdown this morning
re: body image, ~, ??
human bodies are disgusting and disturbing and ugly (but there exists simultaneously the ability for me to be attracted to some????) and whichever gender presentation i have and whichever clothes i wear, it's all just a costume, and it's all part of some sick game of 4d chess of social interaction that i can't even begin to process the rules to
re: body image, ~, ??
i cannot for the life of me imagine something that i WOULD want to see in the mirror. can i just be a vampire?
body image, ~, ??
it is so weird and distressing to look in the mirror and see: 1. a man 2. who is moderately attractive 3. and is definitely not me
like what? what is going on here?
@doubleDensity unfortunately also ain't no bus line amphibian enough
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i'm a weird lil dogo and this is where i sadpost
Joined Aug 2021
