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"birb" "doggo" "yeen" thes aren't real animals. you can't trick me. i know every animal and i would have heard if they came out with a new one

U idiots... u were meant to be on TWISTER this whole time. Not that web site. You are not sufficiently entangled

watching dragging ball. this little monkey kid is crazy lol

getting charged £230 for missing a routine appointment because it was in-person and i thought it'd be over the phone like every time prior 👍

Wow. Already a month since i made bidscit of gragy. How time flies..Here's to many more

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[man approaches me taking my trash out]
him: excuse me have you got 20p
me: oh i don't have my wallet on me
him: oh sorry i thought you were a female

the person denying me the ability to obtain photo ID: you don't need photo ID anyway, a lot of people get by fine without it

me, was just denied buying medicine when i was sick because i didn't have photo ID: i see

[today Evri delivers my package to the wrong address and UPS fails a delivery for the second time because they don't follow instructions] Remember to shop local, . Because of capitalist

no one played with me and look what happened. I accidentally started the wrong mmo. You could have prevent

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[shouting federatedly] someone start playing ffxi with me

oh god damn it i only just found out about the orion experience guy

i saw man with a mission last night it was cool :)

suicide mention 

me, actual words: concerta makes me want to kill myself

the nurse prescribing me, actual words: so the concerta is working for you, is what you're saying

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