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hrt 

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into an unholy lizard girl

Grabbed my overdue flu shot today. Not screwing around with that ever again after last year when I almost died. D:

"And her heart grew three sizes that day..." <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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TFW you made an Amazon customer service person's day the weekend of Black Friday. :D <3

Med screwup (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 

Man, messing up my meds when I got home from travel is really kicking my butt. Back on course as of the start of last week, but it's royally fucked my sleep schedule.

Selfie, eye contact, okay to boost, okay to say a nice thing ❤️! 

Now u know why they call me Wizard Eyes 😌.

How to safely browse the web in 2018 

Steps:

* Pay $ for a VPN to avoid your ISP tracking you
* Edit your /etc/hosts file to block Facebook and Google trackers
* Install a non-Chrome browser
* Make whatever tweaks are necessary to disable tracking on *this* browser
* Install ad-block
* Use multiple profiles to keep site data separate
* Tint your windows to be sure no one is looking through binoculars
* Construct a Faraday cage the size of your living room
* Make a salt circle around your computer

The gender today is the smell of a library and sound of someone walking on snow.

Finally upgraded my 10 year old desktop today. CPU performance has increased by almost 3x since then. ZOOOOOOM!

Landed safe and sound in SJC. (Still love you all, though. That part never really changes. <3)

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And I know that can't be the specific airport, but I have the worst fucking luck flying through here.

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