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Did you know you can just block me? It doesn't even cost a currency.

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 47 - A Chansey Operation
Frame 274/2468
Caption: I'm sorry, but I'm
a specialist in human medicine.

Timestamp: 00:03:23.333

One tells the truth, the other lies.
You may ask one question.

“How do I become fluffy creature?”

Wait no, that’s not how the puzzle goes!

“Do you have any cookies?”

That’s more than one question!

“Pet me!”

That’s not even a question!

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broken video games 

Can't finish Dark Citadel in couch co-op.
Two months of grocery money I would have back. Hope nobody buys it for .

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Polyglot that does not respect language barriers.

I will absolutely put five languages in one sentence, and by fuq if folks can't keep up, well it's not my fault if anyone only used the internet for porn instead of translating encyclopedia articles for fun.

The world is lucky I never had formal training or I would be an interstate nusance.

( tube.pol.social/videos/watch/c )
[edit: replaced spotify link with peertube link)

Four hours of cartoon math dungeon with couch potato wolf fixed my brain. After a day of updating news and some theraputic housework. Thanks diablo.
Our relationship is weird but weirdly consistent in certain ways.

Did you know you can just block me? It doesn't even cost a currency.

guys i swear 

I am full of so much internet history and bullshit tech skills.

Too bad (thank fuck?) being writer makes me kind of cunty and definitely crazy.

Someday I will read another season of Mage and Demon Queen.
(like Romantically Apocalyptic is calling to me from liminal extremeties to visit for homey tea ☕♥️)

cw ire? idk. PG cleavage and violence.

Neg on wasteful design and biz. tw refrenced based privacy problems: paranoia tw 

Check in a year and a half later and all big aps are officially trying to be the OmniSocialVidiPicApp With Max Sharing.

Def moving my private messaging to something with fewer "discovery features".
Full points for specifically making privacy and voyerism a paid feature.

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Dear YouTube could you please stop serving me ads from the Young America Foundation or the Liebstandarte Adolph Hitler or whoever the hell these guys are? I just wanna listen to music, man.

Is it just me, or is on it's way to no longer free once the UI starts getting crowded with locked features and it starts quietly putting convenience functions behind the ?

oh yeah, that's right, it's International Day of Labor. Solidarity.✊

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