Last night’s , pirates of the astral sea! Arrr!

Saturday’s , trying to practice fabric more.

Also and because I missed the first movie in theaters you get the HOT FURRY TAKE now;

tbh I don’t think either Wolf or Diane are that hot. Tarantula is deffo the cutest in the “I want to be her” sense. Shark is the cutest in the “I want to make out with this cartoon character” sense.

While listening to the Excalibur and Monty Python and the Holy Grail soundtracks, I colored up a .

what if I spread peanut butter on these chocolate peanut butter cookies to make them EVEN PEANUT BUTTIER? I swear I'm sober right now.

"So what's Heavy Metal about anyway?" 

"Okay so there's a space car and an evil artifact decides some grade school kid will be vitally interested in its life story, and then there's some boring shit, and then there's a kinda okay sword and sorcery story, then there's this really hilarious story with awesome cartoony art, then there's THE AWESOME PART WITH WWII AND ZOMBIES, then there's a kinda unfunny comedic story with a pretty good line about being stoned, and then there's a kinda boring sword and sorcery story which they use to wrap up the film because they were baked and needed to end it somewhere."

honestly "B-17s! Only SUDDENLY for no reason GLOWING GREEN MAGIC TURNS THE CREW INTO ZOMBIES! The pilot narrowly escapes but finds himself TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND OF CRASHED PLANES BEYOND SPACE AND TIME" is sorta the most ADHD friendly plot of any of the Heavy Metal sequences, even if WWII aircraft aren't one of your hyperfixations

last night, trying to apply some stuff from the weekend.

Was anyone around Seattle planning to head towards Furvana, in Ocean Shores, on September 5-7? I was planning to go, but would like to split the cost of a hotel room.

IYKYK is pronounced “IY-kick,” draconic for “trap,” and consequently a commonly used word and sometimes name among kobolds. That’s why you see it all over the internet, ever since kobolds really got popular.

The Bruce Willis sequel where he goes to coastal Maine, Live Crab Die Hard

The Bruce Willis sequel about terrorists taking over a collectible metal toy car show, Die Cast Die Hard

"Labubu" is actually short for their creators' personal values, "Laugh Bungie jump Burrito."

last night is definitely getting there and equally obviously nowhere near the skill I want to have.

love love me do
you smell like a shoe
it makes me turn blue
so pleeeeeaaaaaaase
love me do
* harmonica *

wow this Hendrix track sounds so different without all the bubbling, sucking noises and giggling

what do you mean that's not actually on the studio recording?

Shonen Knife is pretty much the only group whose lyrics leave you asking "how do they have any of their teeth left without cavities?"

Has Mike Judge registered cornhol.io yet or is this just something I desperately want to happen and therefore since it’s 2025 it won’t?

Like I’m imagining it having a Ko-Fi button labelled CRAPPUCINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE.

So if I gotta prioritize what I pencil up after work, I go for;

1) a selection of vampires
2) Underdark scene with a roper and intellect devourer
3) adventurer sidesteps gas spores
4) as other Underdark city folk watch two drow elves duel in the street

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