profoundly surprised by the sheer volume of Pawbert Lynxley fanart for reasons I can't explain without spoiling Zootopia 2, though I'm also surprised by the lack of Milton Lynxley fanart, simply because he's a heavyset older guy with facial hair and Gay furries eat that up like it's cornbread

and I'll say it; Republicans are all innately mean. Self justifying bullies who want nothing more than the ability to hurt something as much as they possibly can - a pet, a wild animal, a neighborhood, official bad guys abroad or here - while getting to be the good guys.

Also while posting alt text earlier, I found that autocorrect decided “Necron” was “newton.” So here are some fig necrons and their translucent carrying tray

tonight partly to do vehicles for a change and partly because it’s raining

there’s Showa and Heisei Era Gojira so if your D&D characters face the tarrasque or w/e is that technically Kamakura Period Gojira

in an attempt to keep up with other theme parks, the French government renames the palace at Versailles "Louis XIV Land" complete with a Sun King mascot suit

once the orcs were warlike raiders but these days they do a brisk business in jockstrap/armpit/feet/belly/disembodied hands porn, and if you meet an orc, a drow and a tiefling, the orc is the most likely to have an OnlyFans

a parasocial relationship with parasaurolophus

all caps song lyrics "humor" 

THERE'S PINKY AND THE BRAIN WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE
GOODFEATHERS HANG TOGETHER, SLAPPY WHACKS THEM WITH THEIR PURSE
LORD SOTH IS LEADING UNDEAD AND STRAHD HAS GOT A CURSE

The Administration would like to redefine the ESA to include evaluating species by economic considerations rather than by population, and to define a species' habitat as its current range, thus blocking any return to historic ranges.

Comment is available at regulations.gov/commenton/FWS-

probably the biggest new thing I got from watching Dark Crystal stoned was really appreciating the storytelling with extracting/drinking essence. It rachets up threat - there really IS a fate worse than death - makes the Skeksis pretty irredeemable, but it's also an excuse to show you a young version of the Emperor so you really do get the sense these guys are an arthritic, fearful shadow of what they once were.

RatM "humor" all caps, food, obscenities 

* Zach de la Rocha voice *

EATING PIES
IS JUSTIFIED!
BY HAVING IT BE AN OCCASIONAL TREAT!
JUSTIFIED!
EATING PIES!
BY HAVING IT BE AN OCCASIONAL TREAT!
UNGH! MOTHERFUCKA!

okay trying to sell my friend on watching The Dark Crystal with "it's got evil cunty bird muppets" doesn't really seem to work so "it's Muppet Gormenghast" definitely won't work.

and besides only SOME of it is Muppet Gormenghast

D&D character idea; a pirate! Problem is, the character gets seasick very easily. Therefore, they're a LAND REAVER. Ye can be as salty a swab as ever ye wish, all the cutlass-wieldin', tricorn-wearin', grog-swillin' and bowline-tyin' ye can bring intae the dungeon wi' no bobbing up and down. Savvy?

Rain Dog boosted

I hate how they’re doing it, but you can make Amazon give your drivers five bucks “for the holiday season!” by hitting the button on this page, without having an Alexa: amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=1827

Apparently you can also search for “thank my driver” on the site.

I think it’s bullshit that their drivers are treated like they are, but also I am definitely gonna give them five bucks out of Amazon’s pocket, even if it’s just for a temporary promotion.

Anyway you probably enjoy more than feeling alienated and desperate, so here are tonight’s.

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