Laughing pup @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I’m IN SEATTLE!!!1!

And frankly OUR TROOPS anything is real played if you in any way are cool with screwing veteran benefits, etc. What, someone’s service history is awesome when they’re an abstract rather than a homeless guy, or a vet trying to get HRT, or who’s going to Planned Parenthood for their PCOS meds or whatever? Yer OUR TROOPS are people, not just slogans that justify everything you wanna push on our country.

The whole “nobody is braver than OUR TROOPS” or the stuff people say as reaction. Can we stop this please? *People* are trying damn hard, it’s not a competition.

Bravery is nuanced by what you’re doing, where, shifts you work, your personal life? You’re honestly gonna tell a single mother working food services they’re somehow less than a tech sergeant... or vice versa? Logically do we then rank bravery by MOS next and diss some service people but not others?

@kelseyhusky so @Earthshine was wondering what’s the appropriate day to binge-watch Riddick stuff?

“I’d run for office but, I’m a furry! I have lots of skeletons in my closet, with funny anatomy.”
“Oh, like there’s really obvious anchors for an outsized crux penis?”

Cognitive dissonance at the Pilot in Weed. You can get all sorts of HIGHT TIMES IN WEED, I LOVE WEED stuff to go with your MAH GUNS AN MAH CRYING TRUCK MAKE AMERICA GREAT tees and baseball caps.

NORMALLY

me: oh man food! I love food! My IQ has just sharply plunged in the presence of food!

@earthshine: I shouldn’t eat this. It’ll make me fat. Also, Denny’s is gross.

THIS MORNING

me: it’s so good to get off the road. *daintily nibbles pancakes *
*savors eggs*
*samples bacon*

@earthshine *there is no skillet left only a decimated aching vacuum that once held cheesy potatoes *

Still kinda disappointed that the sequels to Jurassic Park weren’t Cretaceous Park, Miocene Park, Oligocene Park, etc. technically I guess you’d get Maastrichian Park or whatevs.

Made it to Redding, where nothing is open but Denny’s and they’re HOPPING. It’s like Rocky just let out!

Plan is to try getting to Yreka, Weed or something then sleep somewhere so that we’re driving through gorgeous Oregon scenery when we can actually see it.

And we’re off to Seattle! All night on top of a very long day. This might not have been my best idea.

So my new idea is that I’m now Gay Married to Jeff Sessions and will call the DOJ and let him know.

With a fur suit in good working order a man can survive for days even in the deep desert, sire.

However I found a beer so I’m okay. CW for eye contact, alcohol.

Today is going differently than I thought. If you have any ideas for how to officiate a wedding any suggestions will be considered!

#drawing finished this morning!

I don’t care if we’re in a garden, or on a crowded avenue,
Cause I only have eyes for youuuu

*a dozen eyestalks pop up, peer over shoulders*

Whassamatta kid, y’don’t like eyes?

Watch out, it’s medGOOsa! Her deadly gaze turns girls to translucent glop monsters with huge penes who get it on with her, because apparently that’s what you do when you’re a translucent glop girl.

Gonna post it on FA and get like a quintillion faves, cha-CHING! *thoughts of buying burritos dancing in tiny lovable coyote noggin*

really wanting to be told things which match my bizarre kinks, and of course nobody's around to do that.

why do BIRDS suddenly appear
every TIME you are NEAR?

a) actual avatar of long forgotten mesoamerican bird deity

b) subtle yet constant electromagnetic pulse disrupts natural navigation

c) conditional system error loops environmental effect within simulation

d) weird furry avian kink

current mood

gesturing stiffly while singing along to the version of "Close to You" from Mirrormask.