I refuse to provide context 

"Remember to tag "Impossibly Large Penis", please. Just because it’s obscured by pants does not mean it’s not there."

re: I refuse to provide context 

@Phorm I would argue that if it's obscured by pants it's not truly *impossibly* sized.

"Could God create a dick so big even he couldn't cover it" and all that

re: I refuse to provide context 

@Doephin

It is bad that this was my thought, immediately?

"It's not THAT big if pants still function."

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