The worst story idea (zombies and COVID)
Story that popped to mind on reading some deeply stupid COVID conspiracy theories:
You know the "we got x to get rid of y to get rid of z" joke? That, but with zombies.
"Oh god zombie apocalypse!"
"Wait zombies eat brains, right? Engineer a prion!"
"Wait prions are infectious to normal people and impossible to sterilize, invent a bacteria to eat them!"
"fuck the bacteria is a problem invent a virus to eat it!"