The worst story idea (zombies and COVID) 

Story that popped to mind on reading some deeply stupid COVID conspiracy theories:

You know the "we got x to get rid of y to get rid of z" joke? That, but with zombies.

"Oh god zombie apocalypse!"
"Wait zombies eat brains, right? Engineer a prion!"
"Wait prions are infectious to normal people and impossible to sterilize, invent a bacteria to eat them!"
"fuck the bacteria is a problem invent a virus to eat it!"

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