mocking the muskrat and his blue checks 

Elon gave Terry Pratchett a blue checkmark on Twitter, which says the account has "verified his phone number".

so imagine:

Elon's phone ringing No caller ID. Annoyed, he silences it. It keeps ringing. He turns the phone off. *It keeps ringing*. He picks up. On the other end of the line

"HELLO. I HAVE A COLLECT CALL FOR YOU FROM A MR. PRATCHETT. HE IS VERY INSISTENT YOU TAKE IT."

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