Take care, friends. For today I embark on a dangerous journey.
The roommate bought pea milk. Pea. Milk.
I must discover how my coffee fares in such uncharted lands.
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
IT'S LIKE FUCKING DRINKING SAND! ABORT! MAKE NO LANDING HERE!
I'm my time of need I gaze about. We have not the power to travel to the safe pastures if almond milk, or the homelands of the cow.
No I turn to those who have travelled with me. I loot the supplies of those who will come after me. The "MRE leftovers" box.
Some brave survivor has sacrificed their creamed coffee for mine.
Thank you, brave soldier.
Or I could just drink this black, but I pulled open one of the coffee packs for this bit and now it feels hateful to return it.
Speaking of hateful. I use the scale for my coffee in front of the keurig and espresso machine, both of which take up prime counter space and are never used.
I can see that keurig never getting used.
But I'm totally grabby handsing at an espresso machine.
@KelethDragon right? I kinda want to dust it off and see if I can actually get a good pull <_<
Making my own naps in a cup could be super useful
Yeh!
I've never used one before, nobody I know owns one and they seem pricey.
But the local cafe shop ladies giving it a pull have nice guns. So... uh..😳 💦
@Efi @KelethDragon were not taking about the kuerig, efi
@Efi @KelethDragon but french press and espresso are different forms of coffee? o.o
@Draekos damn right your worth it
@Draekos The Keurig's footprint is /massive/
@Draekos And still smaller than the espresso machine, is that machine any good at all?
@IrisKalmia dunno, it's covered in dust.
@Draekos @IrisKalmia
It gets up the required pressure to make legitimate espresso. But it's super old at this point. I wouldn't mind tossing it and starting to provision for a better pump.
We commence our ritual, not on the promised pea milk, but the soul of the future generation.
I will have to contemplated the microcosm of our parents I have created in this cup.
And a cookie, because fuck you I'm worth it.