DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
"Brooo-"
"I said don't fucking do that!" He snapped, trying to look at anything -ANYTHING- other than his friend right now.
"Sorry just, I've neve-"
"We agreed, God damn it dude!" He never thought it would come to this, but the witch's curse was very clear. Jeff had to cum by midnight, or he'd die.
Of course she had to also make his arms not work.
"G-greg, thanks dude. You're saving my li-iii--ife!"
Greg just kept pumping, determination on his face as he found just the right spot on the wall to stare at that he could focus more on his task.
"Fuck, dude! N-N... No hommmooooooooo!"
Jeff's curse was lifted.
They brofisted, after Greg used more soap on his hand than he'd ever used before. Resuming their beers and Call of Duty night.
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I'm sorry.
If you actually read that rushed piece of trash, I'm sorry.
All the homo.
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also, I don't know what it says about me that the 'bro'iest names I could come up with were Jeff and Greg.
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If you want to claim this wonderful curse publicly. please do. But anonymity if needed.
I can't one-up this D:
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@fluxom_alt @Draekos I was about to say, "thank you for not removing that rainbow, so I know exactly who this is."
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@Draekos you're welcome