mh(-) 

Dear Keet's Depression:

We've known each other since forever, and I'd like to think that we have a certain... mutual respect.

If you don't let me be interested enough in food to eat lunch, my blood sugar will crash and we'll end up asleep or catatonic or worse. (Yes, I know you can come up with worse.) This may sound acceptable, but consider: You can't fill me with existential dread at me if I'm unconscious.

Please stop wreaking havoc with my hunger signals.

Yours *sigh* Forever,
Keet

mh(-) 

P.S. If you let me pack up and return that clothing that didn't fit right, I promise I'll order even more that won't fit right. I know how that perks you right up.

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mh(-) 

@ElectricKeet I'll even work with you to help find clothes that fit less wrongly!

I'm helpful like that.

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