Smartphone woes lessened slightly!
My current phone decided to join the world of the operational once again. Picked it up this morning, pressed the power button, and it booted just fine like nothing was ever wrong!
I'm glad, of course, but still annoyed. It's the third time it's acted this way, and the longest time between unresponsive and normal.
I'm still intending to research replacements, but the urgency has passed... and I have my "exocerebrum" back in time for an Actual Business Thing. 😌