Yelling at software-shaped cloud, nothing to see here, move along.
Adobe's central Creative Cloud app – the one that's there to slow startup times, eat resources, and occasionally fetch "bug fixes and performance improvements" updates for actual design software – nags for updates to itself (not the design stuff) every time it starts up. If declined a few times in a row, Adobe starts emailing reminders to do so.
They email me to nag me to update the software updater.
Adobe, just fuck off already.