My label printer is printing blanks. I try to print a design, and instead I get the default minimum tape feed with nothing on it.
My video card driver configuration app isn't appearing. I tell it to open, I can see in the task manager that the process starts, but no window ever pops up.
My wireless keyboard-trackpad-combo isn't sending keys. The trackpad part works fine, but nothing from the keyboard registers on the PC.
Apparently it's Politely Semifunctional Technology day for me.