Don't worry, folks, I did actually make it out of bed. I even made that breakfast, and now I'm in the Slack and Masto phase. It's just... not as comfortable as I'd like. Still, it's hard enough getting motivated through all the neurochemical barriers in the way, and as much as I hate the "spoons" metaphor, pushing past real physical pain takes a lot of spoons early.
Let's hope the CBD helps out, aye?