1K of text to me in 1997:
Good news: You'll have innumerable true friends. You'll find true love; through this, you'll find and strengthen your inner patience, compassion, magic, and beauty. Your passion for pixelly games and bleepy music will be vindicated in gaming trends and popular music. You'll figure out your gender. CRTs will disappear. The Internet really will span the globe and blossom toward ubiquity. We will embrace OpenType and evolve past ASCII. The ozone hole will heal.