"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which ones?"
"Uh, Mediterranean, Caribbean, the Dead Sea, the South China Sea (but not the North), Hudson Bay, the Sea of Tranquility, and the Holy See."
"...."
"Look, we get around, okay?"
@Felthry pirates of the sea of tranquility, i love that
@VoxSomniator @Felthry also pirates of the holy see
Kind of proud of coming up with this joke, it's a very good one if I say so myself