I like mixing "levels" of words
"slightly outstanding"
"extremely mediocre"
"a middling degree of utter incomprehensibility"
@Felthry Unremarkable or your money back!
@Felthry it's neat, yeah - sort of like oxymorons but not?
@Felthry Fun. Also reminds me of a D&D character I played. Dragonborn Sorcerer with the Entertainer background: Auj the Sufficient.
and of course the classic, the extra-medium shirt