I wonder if anyone's ever done a series of youtube videos where they review ordinary things as though they were some new technology
"So this thing, they call it a fork, is apparently for poking into food and bringing it up to your mouth? I don't know about you, but I tend to use my hands for that, or a knife if it's something messy. Don't have high hopes for this one."
"This is apparently called a ballpoint pen, and they claim it works like a fountain pen that you almost never need to refill."
"See, you take this 'soap' and rub it onto a bit of cloth called a 'washrag' and apparently it magically makes the cloth work like a strigil? I've heard it's really good, though, so I'll give it a try at least."