*plugs symptoms in to NHS 111 symptom checker*
"We think you need to speak to a nurse urgently :)"

I'm pretty sure it's a trapped nerve but okay NHS 111

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@DarkOverord if it's anything like webmd it probably just goes for the worst possible thing it could be regardless of whether more likely and less concerning things could be the cause
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@Felthry Yeah it'll be claiming I'm having a stroke again

I wasn't having a stroke the last time either :|c

@DarkOverord person: "I have a slight cough and a runny nose"
webmd: "you have five days to live"
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