My only hope now is that copious amounts of tzatziki sauce can save this...
@JulieSqveakaroo tzatziki tends to be pretty good at making mediocre gyros/döner taste good
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@JulieSqveakaroo cheeze whiz???? okay that is probably unsalvageable what the fuck
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@Felthry I ordered what was claimed to be a cheddar gyro... I was expecting a gyro with shredded or chunks of cheddar on it, and was down for that idea.
What I got was a gyro smothered in whiz.
@JulieSqveakaroo cheddar cheese isn't traditional in gyros but i can definitely see it working, yeah--that's something we'd try
cheese whiz on the other hand is a crime against food and should not exist, let alone be on gyros
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@Felthry This is, at least, partially my fault for not expecting that this would be the end result at a divey greek greasy spoon restaurant... but still...
... tummy is doing flip-flops, now...
@JulieSqveakaroo i don't think i'd blame you, a greasy spoon style restaurant is where we'd normally expect to find the actual good stuff
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@Felthry The avoglemono soup was delicious, so it's not a total loss
@Felthry I love gyros.
I apparently hate gyros minus feta and plus cheeze whiz.