extremely suspicious that this intake form asks you to disqualify yourself from treatment and literally has no "none" option

ah, i see you're a coffee user. get out of my office druggie

this form feels like a fucking space alien is trying to pretend to be a psychiatrist

really i could just leave them all blank and use that last one

this is some real "so when did you stop beating your wife" leading question energy

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@kat why are they so insistent that you must have used drugs

i don't know what we would do if we had to fill that out because we even avoid caffeine
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