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five guys gives you *so many fries*
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@Felthry we have a vivid memory of watching someone at a five guys put the cup for a small fries in a paper bag, turn, and then fill the bag half full with fries

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@packbat yeah that's how they always do it, the second scoop of fries is measured out too

if you ever go to fiive guys and don't want half a bag full of fries that will end up wasted, just tell them "no topper"; the "topper" is what they call that second scoop of fries
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@Felthry we say this like this isn't every single time anyone orders fries at a five guys, but like

why even have the cup in there

there's more fries than it could dream of holding

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@Felthry crushed to death by the bag of fries they gave me because I asked for medium fries

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@sharkNserg oh no

never ask for anything more than small at a five guys

we went to five guys with a coworker once (he'd never been there before) and he ordered a large fry with his burger. that was Too Much
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