fantasy games and stories have taught our kids that dungeons are fun places to explore. how am i supposed to torture people with these anklebiters everywhere

pretty soon the only iron maiden around here will be my robot wife!

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@heatherhorns imagining the robot wife being extremely tired of that joke and reminding you for the nth time that she's actually made mostly of aluminum and brass, with very little iron outside the motors
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@heatherhorns only in this thread?

(i am joking don't worry, you're nice)
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