nsfw engineering, bad
my brain: I wonder if you could make a Bluetooth-controlled chest-mounted device for breast expansion scenes
me, exasperated: how. how are you gonna make it bigger. what’re you gonna do, kick on a little fan to inflate it? put water on one of those little dinosaur sponge capsules? what kinda mechanism gets bigger
my brain: airbags!
me: NO
re: nsfw engineering, bad
@gardevoir "it smells like fireworks in here, did you get new implants?"
-F
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