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today at that cookout there were big hot dogs and they were the EXACT size and consistency of an optimally hefty half-chub and it took my little drunk self so much power not to point it out

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ummmm? 

@q_lum this is sorta me but I don't have the excuse of being drunk, lol

ummmm? 

@FragileVal i would absolutely have pointed it out if i was in less queerphobic company but i'm even worse at biting my tongue when i'm drunk

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@q_lum the real problem is hot dogs are inherently incredibly phallic (sucks to hear you had to bite your tongue for that reason tho...)

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