Got a router so I can have more than just my PC direct wired to the DSL modem. Now I just need to figure out where underneath the desk to mount it to, where it'll be out of the way but close to the PC's ethernet port (and still be accessible in the event I need to do a hard reset.) At least I still have those heavy duty dual lock fasteners (like Velcro, but plastic nubs that lock into each other kind instead of the hook and loop method. Very strong stuff!) so I can literally put it underdesk
It does the absolute bare minimum of what I require at least so it will suffice for now, but I guarantee you once I have a proper home network set up this thing is getting rooted and an open source firmware installed in it. Fuck this thing. I can't turn the wifi on or off, I can't hide the SSID, I can't QoS the ports themselves, I can't even change the channels any of the wifi networks run on.