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This sounds like a joke but I swear it isn’t. Last night, I dreamed of desperate Girl Scouts swarming infrequently-used intersections in golf carts, aggressively blocking in cars stopping at stop signs to demand the purchase of cookies before they will free the unfortunate motorist, because who wants to run over a Girl Scout, seriously

This may be inspired by the three distinct Girl Scout stands by the three exits to my local grocery store, getting increasingly adamant

@Kistaro i cant find girl scouts anywhere I still havent bought my cookies its starting to get frustrating

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