Fucksakes, Cumcrust Retention, how many times do I have to say, "Comcast is an oligarchy, I'm a socialist" before you stop trying to justify my cord-cutting on your service issues. Even if I had service issues, what was I going to do, threaten to leave unless you fixed them?
Mind you, CenturyLink ain't better, just another corporate overlord, but at least they haven't withheld lube or demanded two months' free rent for the privilege of leaving. Yet.