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Okay my suggestion for making Fallen Kingdom/Whatever We Cynically Make Next even MOAR AWESOMER is that they couldn’t get all the original DNA so they augmented Mazie with DEINONYCHUS DNA so now she’s a terrifying part-raptor hybrid like Ellen Ripley is part xenomorph in Alien Resurrection.
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And to make the predator senses and razor sharp toenails for kicking (in slow motion and to Juno Reactor, this is important) she needs big weird knives that go SHINGGGG.
Though @Earthshine is maybe right that I shouldn’t combine this with humanoid Utahraptor super soldiers sorta like in Tank Girl AND using mecha to fight carnosaurs.
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* 90s style animation intensifies*
FOUR NORMAL TEENAGERS
* required exciting-as-unbuttered-toast-white-dude turning into Utahraptor *
* required we've-put-exactly-one-girl-in-this-cartoon turning into Velociraptor *
SPLICED WITH DINO DNA
* intellectual-Black-kid character turning into Balaur, wisess-comic-relief-scrawny guy becoming a Yi qi and gliding*
* all characters get a li'l hexagon + dino skull emblem when posing*
THEY ARE
FEATHER FORCE
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@Leucrotta @Earthshine
Hello, yes, uh, I’m calling to inquire about signing up to be a genetically engineered humanoid Utahraptor supersoldier? Uh, I’ll even take Microraptor DNA if you’re out of Utahraptor.
Please, I just wanna be a pretty dinosaur.