1) tfw your home state made such a great impression on you that you make gagging noises upon hearing the often played state song.
2) okay I think I’m done with Taco Bell. I’m still getting heartburn and stuff now and then 9 hours after the acid reflux woke me up.
3) walking here I passed a street sweeping machine with the brand name, BROOM BEAR, on the side. Someone knows German, it’s a multilingual pun!