THUMP ting ting
THUMP ting ting
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, I, Aku, the shapechanging master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil! And unto this, Conan! Destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow could be struck, I tore open a portal and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
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