occasionally, pursuant to the traditional role of coyotes as psychopomps, I need to sing traditional songs about death.

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song lyrics, horrible subject matter 

did you bring me some silver?
did you bring me some gold?
What did you bring me my dear friends
to keep me from the gallus pole?
We didn't bring no silver,
We didn't bring no gold
You know we're TOO DAMN POOR to keep you from the gallus pole!

song lyrics, horrible subject matter 

the best thing about songs like this is if you forget lyrics you can always play to stereotype by bellowing YEE HAW and throwing stuff.

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