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*BREEEEEeeee doot doot doot*
A secret report from The Guild. Three planets have come to Our attention. Planet Guido Prime, home of raging assholes. Planet Santacruz, home of manipulative assholes. And planet Kaitain, home to even more assholes.

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“Shield practice, asshole!”
*Kyle McLachlan voice*
What’s gotten into Gurney? He’s usually not such an asshole!

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“Stop! I hold at your gums the Gum Jabber. This one kills only right assholes.”
“Are you suggesting the Duke’s son is an asshole?”
“No, you might be just an annoying putz.”

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Th’ dook will DAH before these ahs an’ he’ll know- he’ll know!- that it is Ah, Bar’n Vladimir Harkonnen, who en-comp-ess-es his DOOM! YEEHAW! *slaps big eagle head on flag belt buckle*

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“What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?”
“We call it, Nasaldrip.”
“Could I be Paul Nasaldrip?”
“Well okay it’s *your* fursona.”

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“Chani! If I don’t do a boatload of acid in the middle of the Playa my soul is dead!”

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