Lord of the Rings posting
* Cate Blanchett voice * The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I taste it in the air. Once that was was, isn't. And much that is not, was, for there are few now...
* Labyrinth hat voice* Who remember.
* Cate Blanchett clears throat* Who remember. It began with the forging of the Rings of Power. Three were given to the Elves. Seven were given to the Dwarf-lords, great miners and craftsmen. And nine were given to mortal Men who above all else desire power.
* Labyrinth hat voice* Oh, would you listen to this crap?
re: Lord of the Rings posting
* Cate Blanchett * But they were all of them deceived. For in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged another ring. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice. One ring to rule them all. Please leave a contribution in the little box!
* Hat * It is so stimulating being your hat!
re: Lord of the Rings posting
"Oh. It's this way."
"He's remembered!"
"No. But it smells fouler here."
"That's all it does, is smell?"
"Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in Oira Saura Loica, the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life."
re: Lord of the Rings posting
* Later in the movie *
"It's a false alarm. You get a lot of them down in Moria."
"Oh can I please, it's been so long."
"Well all right, but don't expect us to take it seriously."
"Oh of course not. We have barred the gate but cannot hold for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep."