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all caps, burping, okay I finally realized how to watch Rise of Skywalker. 

It’s actually a 12-14 year old trying to write Reylo fanfic with interjections from babysitting an 8-10 year old brother sugared up on Mountain Dew.
“So after Rey duels the evil yet darkly romantic Kylo Ren”
“AMONG THE TWISTED LABYRINTH OF THE RUINED DEATH STAR HALF SUBMERGED IN A RAGING SEA!”
“she returns to Acht To in despair about her ties to the dark side and the looming destiny of her grandfather, Sheve Palpatine…”

all caps, burping, okay I finally realized how to watch Rise of Skywalker. 

“WHO AWAITS HER ON EXEGOL WHERE HE’S A STITCHED TOGETHER FRANKENSITH IN A LIFE SUPPORT CRANE ON THE WALL OF A GREAT SITH CATHEDRAL AND ALSO HE COMMANDS A FLEET OF STAR DESTROYERS EACH WITH A PLANETARY LASER BRaaaaaaap!”
*rubs forehead* “Sure Danny. That sounds good.”

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