oooh, Memorial Day. The holiday about people who died in the military, unlike Veteran's Day which is a general people who served in the military and Independence Day which is about how you should serve in the military. Oh and you might get one or two days off for Jesus. You don't get a day off to vote. It's good to know where a country's priorities lie.
@Leucrotta how long before we have a holiday for the Vietnam draft dodgers? #boomersnowflakes